Lark Adventures (Written by Al)

Lark Adventures


Lark: I decided what I want for Christmas.


Me: Oh? What?


Lark: I want a kitten.


Me: Do you remember what happened the last time there was another cat in the house? You two did not exactly get along.


Lark: It was not my fault that Midnight brought me a half eaten lizard and then got a paw to the face for it.


Me: Yes it was.


Lark: Okay. What about that time when a lizard crawled on you and you were babysitting? You spilled the pasta all over the floor and screamed like you were being eaten by a dinosaur.


Me: I thought we agreed to never discuss this again.


Lark: Then I want a bag of catnip to throw at the mailman.


Me: You can't throw things, you are a cat.


Lark: Human, you are mine, and you will listen to me. If I say I can throw catnip at the mailman, I can throw catnip at the mailman. It will be good practice for ambushing Santa.


Me: You can't ambush Santa!


Lark: And you can't scream and faint because a lizard jumps on your jeans. Should I tell them about the mouse?


Me: LARK!!!!!


Lark: We'll have a steak out on the grill and wait under the tree if that makes you feel better.


Me: Here Comes Santa Claus, Here Comes Santa Claus, Santa Claus is getting ambushed tonight, Santa Claus is getting ambushed to night. Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer....


Me: Well, I know what I'm doing for Christmas.