Me: Oh my stars there is a
ghost in the house!!!!!!!!
Lark: I shall summon my supernatural friends and we shall see this creature to its ... dwelling.
Me: You are not a psychic or medium lark. you are a cat with too much pride and a bigger ego than healthy.
Lark: You will see. So what happened with this ghost?
Me: Well last night the dog cage started shaking and rattling like something was being dragged against it -
Lark: aha! so I thought. It is a Meowmurra.
Me: A Meo whatta?
Lark: An ancient cat being, a wise, old ancestor come to tell me something of me fortune hidden in the underground.
Lark: I shall summon my supernatural friends and we shall see this creature to its ... dwelling.
Me: You are not a psychic or medium lark. you are a cat with too much pride and a bigger ego than healthy.
Lark: You will see. So what happened with this ghost?
Me: Well last night the dog cage started shaking and rattling like something was being dragged against it -
Lark: aha! so I thought. It is a Meowmurra.
Me: A Meo whatta?
Lark: An ancient cat being, a wise, old ancestor come to tell me something of me fortune hidden in the underground.
Me: You do not make any
sense. like... none. sorry.
Lark: Probably my grandmother. What else?
Me: I don't think I should tell you.
Lark: HUMAN! THIS IS DIRE!!!!!
Me: It gave my mom a nightmare.
Lark: aha! so I thought -
Me: let me guess, not its a Purrcatnip?
Lark: No, it is worse. it is not my grandmother nor is it in any way feline.
Me: Be serious, please, I beg of you.
Lark: Silence subject. It is a ghost. I can't help you. Now if it were a Felinous Lillyin. I could help.
Me: You are teasing me! I should have known.
Lark: But to err is stupidty, a human quality.
Lark: Probably my grandmother. What else?
Me: I don't think I should tell you.
Lark: HUMAN! THIS IS DIRE!!!!!
Me: It gave my mom a nightmare.
Lark: aha! so I thought -
Me: let me guess, not its a Purrcatnip?
Lark: No, it is worse. it is not my grandmother nor is it in any way feline.
Me: Be serious, please, I beg of you.
Lark: Silence subject. It is a ghost. I can't help you. Now if it were a Felinous Lillyin. I could help.
Me: You are teasing me! I should have known.
Lark: But to err is stupidty, a human quality.
Ooooh I didn't read this one yet!! :( I love it Al, XD, Lark reminds me a lot of Gumball, they would probably be best friends if they knew each other, granted Gumball is a dog, but, I love this, it made me smile :)
ReplyDeleteShe posted it in the cabin lol. Alongside tomorrow's Lark Adventures, of course
DeleteI feel like I'm missing out
DeleteNah, not really. All the Lark Adventures I've read you've now read; Gabby may have been missing out, though, because usually she's the first to read them lol
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