Mark Borne News: Issue #2

This is now the only News Source covering the Parody Competition between Kyra Organa and Spitfire! (Competition created by me, Mark Borne. The question of whether the contestants are both are actually going to compete, or if this is going to be just a filler for my news article, has yet to be answered.) Kyra Organa is planning a parody for my poem, "Life of a Trash Can", and claims it will be called "Revenge of the Trash Can". Spitfire's only spoken word on her parody is that it will be based off Kyra Organa's "Viva La Bacon" poem, presumably from the perspective of the pursuers. Bets for which will do a better job are encouraged, although given how no one has seen Spitfire's work, yet, it may be wise to not bet.

Week 1 of the Collaborative Challenge is going to close Friday right before midnight! If you can submit it before I get up Saturday morning, though, it will be accepted. Lucy J. has submitted a very awesome second-part to the short story, and I'm beginning to think she may win, especially if no one else submits anything. (Suddenly, Lucy plans on convincing everyone that the challenge isn't worth accepting, and that everyone should ignore it entirely.)

Question of the day: If a shark eats a fish at the bottom of the sea, who cares? (Funkiest responses will be included in the next issue.)

Riddle of the day: What do you get when you add 1 and 0? Totally legitimate answer is in gray following this statement (highlight the text to see the answer; please don't say it in comments): 10

Crazy Comments from Issue #1:

Marysa Writes: "I don't like pineapples :P"

Also by Marysa Writes: "I promise, I like some fruit lol"

Lucy J: "Guys, let the llama decide. Oh, wait, he ate the documents." (Funnier in context, I promise)

Gabby L: "Pineapple ;P"

Kyra Organa: "So no fruit-loop conspiracy theories?"