Spam (Poem and Spam by Mark Borne)

This is a poem about Spam,
This is a poem about Spam,
This is a poem about Spam,
This is a poem about Spam,
This is a poem about Spam,
And it's a rather literal poem,
And it's a rather literal poem,
And it's a rather literal poem,
And it's a rather literal poem,
And it's a rather literal poem,
Without any good rhymes,
Without any good rhymes,
Without any good rhymes,
Without any good rhymes,
Without any good rhymes,
And really no point to it.
And really no point to it.
And really no point to it.
And really no point to it.
And really no point to it.

Mark's Addition: When Kyra submitted her entry to the Spring Collaborative Challenge, she left me several options; believe me when I say "Spam" was the best alternative.

Comments

  1. *takes deep breath* I will not spam Mark, I will not spam Mark, I will not spam Mark, I will not spam Mark, I will not spam Mark, I will not spam Mark, I will not spam Mark, I will not spam Mark, I will not spam Mark, I will not spam Mark, I will not spam Mark, I will not spam Mark....

    Hilarious poem! But "rhymes" rhyme with it's following 4 lines...

    It really was the best option. XD (after the Downwards Spiral of Ham idea. If any of you want to pick up on that, feel free to)

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    1. Lol Actually, partly yes. Kyra's still the core of it, but I kept "love spam" in mind as I wrote this xD

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    2. Still less than a year, though. We hadn't even met a year ago :/

      Actually, we met prob about half a month before I started this blog xD

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    3. Wild, feels like we've known each other longer.

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    4. -shrug- I've never had a great sense of time, tbh. It seems like a week ago I was last tempted with the idea of dairy-filled coffee, and only yesterday I went clothes shopping (NO!), and yet coffee tempted me yesterday and clothes shopping (NO!) was Saturday :/

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  3. ha! I love this, spam really does deserve a shout out -nods-

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