...I have no idea why I'm doing this. I guess I feel it's a cooler way to deliver the news?
Oh, and I'll try to include a riddle, puzzle, or joke in each issue (and bold it for ease of notice for those who don't actually want the news itself), to keep you entertained. Surprised I'd do such a thing? I am, and I really shouldn't be.
DISCLAIMER: I never said my jokes would be funny.
Anyways, if you hadn't noticed, Monthly Awards have been given out! It's literally right below this post, so you probably already have, I just need stuff to fill this SUPER informative virtual newspaper.
Spring Collaborative Challenge begins in TWO DAYS! That's SO CLOSE! I wonder who's going to write what ends up being the official part two...? Oh, speaking of parts, Part 1 is now public on that page, so you can go and read it whenever you wish! It's more realistic, and focuses around a mysterious book which has no apparent value, yet causes many conflicts. It's got a slight dystopian aspect to it, as well. I hope you enjoy it! I don't think anyone really provided opinions for theme, so I just went with it.
Anyways, this wraps up the first issue of Mark Borne News. It's not very long, I know, but I will be adding new features overtime to make it better! For instance, the wackiest comments from this post will be featured on the next one! I'm expecting a lot of pineapples in the chatbox, now!
Have any suggestions, let me know!
Oh, and I'll try to include a riddle, puzzle, or joke in each issue (and bold it for ease of notice for those who don't actually want the news itself), to keep you entertained. Surprised I'd do such a thing? I am, and I really shouldn't be.
DISCLAIMER: I never said my jokes would be funny.
Anyways, if you hadn't noticed, Monthly Awards have been given out! It's literally right below this post, so you probably already have, I just need stuff to fill this SUPER informative virtual newspaper.
Spring Collaborative Challenge begins in TWO DAYS! That's SO CLOSE! I wonder who's going to write what ends up being the official part two...? Oh, speaking of parts, Part 1 is now public on that page, so you can go and read it whenever you wish! It's more realistic, and focuses around a mysterious book which has no apparent value, yet causes many conflicts. It's got a slight dystopian aspect to it, as well. I hope you enjoy it! I don't think anyone really provided opinions for theme, so I just went with it.
Anyways, this wraps up the first issue of Mark Borne News. It's not very long, I know, but I will be adding new features overtime to make it better! For instance, the wackiest comments from this post will be featured on the next one! I'm expecting a lot of pineapples in the chatbox, now!
Have any suggestions, let me know!
-Mark Borne
-Ahem- Pineapple.
ReplyDeleteSorry, couldn’t resist, and besides pineapples are amazing.
I don't like pineapples :P
Delete...how dare you? Lol
DeleteWell, it’s certainly the end of the world. You don’t like pineapples???
DeleteJk.
I hate honeydew and sometimes cantaloupe, actually.
Cantaloupe I can understand; the texture and taste seem to be opposites. I'll eat it, and I enjoy it, but I never actually ask for it
DeleteI don't like any of those things.
DeleteI promise I like some fruit lol
Anyways, you've gotten into the next one for sure, Rysa; "I don't like pineapples :P" If anything can get in, that comment can XD
DeleteOmg xD
DeleteThat's so perfect.
You should ask the llama to submit. I still have the document expressing my ownership if you're interested.
ReplyDeleteNah, Llama is mine :D
DeleteI have the documents.
DeleteForged documents; I've got a real llama :D
Delete...real imaginary llama... :/
Delete>.>
DeleteNot forged.
Totally legal
Guys, let the llama decide.
DeleteOh, wait, he ate the documents.
I have a copy.
DeleteThe llama now chooses me because you try to force it into a direction than let it make its own choice :)
DeleteThe llama is not consciously aware enough to make that decision on its own.
DeleteTrue, true. I say that with my own cats, but they still do stupid stuff anyway. -shrugs-
DeleteEither that or it's a master plan for world domination :)
DeleteLol. Hmm... My cats? World domination sounds really out of character for them, except for the tyrant I have. :P
DeleteFree fishy dry food for everyone (including humans), first order on the agenda for him as world ruler. They grow up so fast. :’)
Interesting XD
ReplyDeletePineapple ;P
Wait, that was a joke..?
ReplyDeleteWackiest? Okay, you've doomed yourself. XD
Eh, yeah :P Obviously not my best one, though XD
DeleteNah, I've managed to keep it contained to pineapples :D
Yup. XD
DeleteSo no fruit-loop conspiracy theories?
Apparently not lol
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