Mark Borne News: Issue #1

...I have no idea why I'm doing this. I guess I feel it's a cooler way to deliver the news?

Oh, and I'll try to include a riddle, puzzle, or joke in each issue (and bold it for ease of notice for those who don't actually want the news itself), to keep you entertained. Surprised I'd do such a thing? I am, and I really shouldn't be.

DISCLAIMER: I never said my jokes would be funny.

Anyways, if you hadn't noticed, Monthly Awards have been given out! It's literally right below this post, so you probably already have, I just need stuff to fill this SUPER informative virtual newspaper.

Spring Collaborative Challenge begins in TWO DAYS! That's SO CLOSE! I wonder who's going to write what ends up being the official part two...? Oh, speaking of parts, Part 1 is now public on that page, so you can go and read it whenever you wish! It's more realistic, and focuses around a mysterious book which has no apparent value, yet causes many conflicts. It's got a slight dystopian aspect to it, as well. I hope you enjoy it! I don't think anyone really provided opinions for theme, so I just went with it.

Anyways, this wraps up the first issue of Mark Borne News. It's not very long, I know, but I will be adding new features overtime to make it better! For instance, the wackiest comments from this post will be featured on the next one! I'm expecting a lot of pineapples in the chatbox, now!

Have any suggestions, let me know!


-Mark Borne

Comments

  1. -Ahem- Pineapple.
    Sorry, couldn’t resist, and besides pineapples are amazing.

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    1. Well, it’s certainly the end of the world. You don’t like pineapples???
      Jk.
      I hate honeydew and sometimes cantaloupe, actually.

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    2. Cantaloupe I can understand; the texture and taste seem to be opposites. I'll eat it, and I enjoy it, but I never actually ask for it

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    3. I don't like any of those things.
      I promise I like some fruit lol

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    4. Anyways, you've gotten into the next one for sure, Rysa; "I don't like pineapples :P" If anything can get in, that comment can XD

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  2. You should ask the llama to submit. I still have the document expressing my ownership if you're interested.

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    1. Forged documents; I've got a real llama :D

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    2. ...real imaginary llama... :/

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    3. Guys, let the llama decide.
      Oh, wait, he ate the documents.

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    4. The llama now chooses me because you try to force it into a direction than let it make its own choice :)

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    5. The llama is not consciously aware enough to make that decision on its own.

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    6. True, true. I say that with my own cats, but they still do stupid stuff anyway. -shrugs-

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    7. Either that or it's a master plan for world domination :)

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    8. Lol. Hmm... My cats? World domination sounds really out of character for them, except for the tyrant I have. :P
      Free fishy dry food for everyone (including humans), first order on the agenda for him as world ruler. They grow up so fast. :’)

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  3. Wait, that was a joke..?
    Wackiest? Okay, you've doomed yourself. XD

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    1. Eh, yeah :P Obviously not my best one, though XD

      Nah, I've managed to keep it contained to pineapples :D

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    2. Yup. XD
      So no fruit-loop conspiracy theories?

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